Conversation

overheard in the fitting room last night:

Younger female: Mom, I think you need a bigger size, that's a little tight
Older Female: Oh no, I LIKE it tight ...
Younger female: Yeah but things are worn a little baggier now
Older female: I LIKE it tight b/c it keeps me in
Younger female: yeah but .... you need to learn to wear things a little more baggy
Older Female: But I LIKE them tighter I told you

Me (in my head): So what you're saying is that you like to give youself a muffin top? That's got to be attractive